Post by Teknoman on Jan 31, 2009 0:10:42 GMT
EMW presents:
Commentator: Hi everyone and welcome to MadnessTV, as you may think we have an ultraviolent match card for this evening. So "Lets spread the Madness"
1st MATCH
Suddenly the sound system starts to play music and someone comes walking down the aisle.
Commentator: This is a complete surprise, its HFD! he has not being here in ages. i hope he is ready for a lot of action!
HFD salutes the crowd but they do not respond, the crowd ignores him, at the same time someone else is making his way to the ring...
Commentator: Man... it seems HFD is not popular on the EMW Asylum... But wait a minute... I know that music, Who is that?... Its "Tornado" Davey Claudio! a controversial wrestler and also former EMW booker.
The crowd boos him but he does not pay attention to this, he keeps walking and stops for a few seconds towards the 2 tables that are set up near the ring side, then he enters the ring.
The bell rings and the match starts.
Claudio ties up HFD, HFD breaks the tie and starts to chop Claudio's chest several times, Claudio is lining on the ropes, HFD Irish whips him but Claudio reverses the move, HFD bounces on the other side ropes and Claudio delivers a brutal clothesline that leaves HFD breathless. Claudio brings to the mat a table from under the ring.
Now Claudio picks HFD up by the hair and tries to suplex him on the table, HDF blocks the move and with a quick move he goes to Claudio's back and applies a back drop that leaves Claudio laying on the mat.
HFD takes advantage of the situation, he climbs to the 3rd rope, jumps and… a second before the impact Claudio moves away and avoids HDF's moonsault, HFD is in pain.
Claudio picks HFD up one more time, he is ready to powerbomb him on the table, suddenly Claudio stops the move... he is watching something outside the ring. The crowd gets excited...
Claudio points at the 2 tables on the outside, then he takes HFD into the ringside near a ring post, Claudio climbs the top rope, grabs HFD head and using the “TORNADO DAVEY T” CLAUDIO SMASHES HFD’S HEAD INTO BOTH TABLES!!!.
The crowd chants “EM Dub, EM Dub, EM Dub, EM Dub!!!”
“Tornado” Davey Claudio won this match.
The crowd chants “EM Dub, EM Dub, EM Dub, EM Dub!!!”
“Tornado” Davey Claudio won this match.
2nd MATCH
Music is heard on the sound system, CJ Gangsta is making his way to the ring, as he is doing this the commentator says:
Commentator: This is going to be one of the craziest matches in EMW history, let me picture the scene: top, middle and bottom ropes of one side of the ring were removed and on that same side there is a plexiglass tank containing SNAKES!!!... the loser of the match will be unlucky wrestler that falls into that tank.
CJ enters the ring, then PsYchoBilly comes out running through the aisle, he slides into the ring and clotheslines CJ who falls heavily on the mat.
Billy ElbowDrops CJ but CJ moves away, CJ runs to the ropes, bounces and LegDrops Billy’s neck, Now CJ picks Billy up and irish whips him in the tank’s direction but Billy stops on the edge of the ring, he is swinging his arms to regain balance, CJ is running to push him and make him fall outside but Billy reacts and gives CJ a back Elbow Drop right on the chin, he is laying on the mat.
Billy goes to the top rope and performs a Senton Bomb, CJ takes it and he is almost unconscious, Billy picks CJ up, he is barely on his feet, Billy runs to the ropes bounces and…
When he is about to clothesline CJ into the tank CJ recovers and locks him with a Sleeper Hold… Billy is falling sleep!... CJ takes him near the ring side… he releases the hold AND PSYCHOBILLY FALLS HEAVILY INTO THE TANK!!...
The crowd is cheering
the bump wakes him up a little bit but he is still groggy!!!... OH MY GOD THE SNAKES ARE BITING HIM!!! 1! 2! 3 TIMES!!!... Billy is screaming in pain and fear but using pure survival instinct he quickly jumps out of the tank and EMTs runs to help him.
The crowd has mixed reactions some of them are shocked and others are chanting Hollysh*t!, Hollysh*t!
CJ Gangsta won this match.
The crowd is cheering
the bump wakes him up a little bit but he is still groggy!!!... OH MY GOD THE SNAKES ARE BITING HIM!!! 1! 2! 3 TIMES!!!... Billy is screaming in pain and fear but using pure survival instinct he quickly jumps out of the tank and EMTs runs to help him.
The crowd has mixed reactions some of them are shocked and others are chanting Hollysh*t!, Hollysh*t!
CJ Gangsta won this match.
3rd MATCH
Again music comes in an old EMW known is walking down the aisle.
Commentator: Ladies and gentleman this is Totfudge, he disappeared for quite a long time but tonight he showed up for this event.
Tot reaches the ring and salutes the crowd. Now Slick Trick enters the arena,
Commentator: Now Slick Trick, he is another wrestler that had several problems with the law in the past. But tonight the road will end for one of them, the loser of this match is going to leave behind EMW and also his hair…
Both wrestlers are inside the ring and the bell rings.
Slick and Tot are facing each other and for a few seconds nothing happens, suddenly slick slaps Tot`s face, his body bends to a side because of the slap but he reacts and slaps back, Slick also bends his body. Both wrestlers face each other again, run to opposite directions both bounces on the ropes and then clothesline each other at the same time, Slick and Tot are laying down on the mat.
Totfudge recovers and stands up, he grabs Slick by the hair and takes him to the ropes, now Tot is choking Slick using his leg and the middle rope, slick is gasping for air, Tot releases the choke and takes Slick to the corner, sits him on the top rope and try to SuperSuplex slick, but he reverses the move and Totfudge receives an Inverted Superplex off the 3rd rope, Slick takes advantage and dives into a FlyingElbow, a second before the impact Tot rolls away and Slick hits the mat heavily.
Both wrestlers are laying on the mat one more time.
Suddenly, music comes out of the sound system
Commentator: Someone is entering the arena… Its “Tornado” Davey Claudio!!!... What does he wants here? Is he going to help to shave the losers head? But why is he carrying 2 chairs?...
Claudio reaches the ring side and throws a chair inside the ring and keeps the other.
At this point Slick Trick is up but Totfudge is struggling to be on his feet again.
Claudio enters the ring as Tot is slowly getting on his feet again, Slick grabs the chair that Claudio threw, now both swings their chairs and Totfuge gets a brutal Conchairto that K.O. him. Slick makes the cover 1, 2 and 3.
As Slick and Claudio celebrate the victory, Undead comes out carrying with him a shaving machine and Totfudge’s contract. Undead is on the ring and Slick already sat the unconscious Totfudge on a chair he is also is bleeding from his forehead because of the conchairto.
Slick shaves Totfudge head up to the skin, then he takes the contract off Undead’s hand and rips it apart.
Slick Trick won this match
As Slick and Claudio celebrate the victory, Undead comes out carrying with him a shaving machine and Totfudge’s contract. Undead is on the ring and Slick already sat the unconscious Totfudge on a chair he is also is bleeding from his forehead because of the conchairto.
Slick shaves Totfudge head up to the skin, then he takes the contract off Undead’s hand and rips it apart.
Slick Trick won this match
MAIN EVENT.
Commentator: Ok people, after that shocking match its time for the main event of the evening, never before seen on EMW a Mosh Pit match, the winner will get a title shot for the EMW World Heavyweight Championship against Mr.X…
As the commentator speaks Triple-D comes out, he walks down the aisle, jumps the crowd barrier and wait for his opponent.
Commentator: … the current EMW champion, but for those that never saw this type of match before, let me explain the rules, falls counts anywhere in the building but the ring itself, the match also has a “Fans brings the weapons” stipulation and finally the wrestlers can’t use the ring in any way or form… wait a sec!… what’s happening down there?!… on the crowd area.
As the commentator finishes Hardcore Spyder comes out of the crowd… as he is walking to the match area he is completely surrounded by EMW fans but finally he gets in to the cyrcle where the match starts. Then the bell rings and the match begin.
TripleD ties up Spyder, then D knee strikes Spyder on the rib cage, Spyder bends down and TripleD forearms him on the back and he falls down, D takes a fork picks spyder up, grabs him by the head and he is picking Spyder’s forehead skin, he releases Spyder and taunts to the crowd, now spyder quickly stands up and Irish whips TripleD into a row of chairs.
Now Spyder grabs D by the head and drags him to one of EMW Asylum’s walls, a table with snacks and drinks is near the wall, Spyder whips out everything and puts TripleD on the table, now he climbs the steel bars that are part of the building,
The crowd chants “Up to the top, Up to the top, Up to the top, Up to the top”
Spyder gets to the top, dives into a Splash and puts TripleD through the table!!!.
The crowd chants “EMW, EMW, EMW, EMW”
Now Spyder gets up and takes D by the head one more time, he’s dragging D to another place but someone from the crowd hands over a chair to TripleD, Spyder doesn’t notice that, D delivers a chair shot to Spyder’s head and now his forehead is busted open. TripleD makes the cover 1… 2… and Spyder stops the count!.
TripleD is frustrated he is looking for something… a fan hand him over a chair with light tubes taped on, D swings the chair up and…
…when he is ready to hit Spyder, he kicks TripleD in the guts, takes the chair and smashes it on TripleD’s back, there is pieces of broken glass everywhere and D’s back starts to bleed in several places as he is laying on the arena floor, Spyder makes the cover the crowd makes the count 1… 2… and… 3!!!
The crowd is cheering and chanting EMW, EMW, EMW.
Commentator: HARDCORE SPYDER IS THE WINNER HE IS THE 1st TITLE CONTENDER!!!... Whats going to be next on EMW… please join us next week to find out
Hardcore Spyder goes to the ring and celebrates the victory along with his fans, then the camera fades out.
The crowd is cheering and chanting EMW, EMW, EMW.
Commentator: HARDCORE SPYDER IS THE WINNER HE IS THE 1st TITLE CONTENDER!!!... Whats going to be next on EMW… please join us next week to find out
Hardcore Spyder goes to the ring and celebrates the victory along with his fans, then the camera fades out.
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