The Future of High Flying Dwarf

[DJ Claudio]

This is a special announcement in reguards to High Flying Dwarf:

You want to badmouth me and my booking skills over issues you obviously know NOTHING about? Fine it's ultimatum time

BY next Wednesday, you WILL either publicly apologize to me in a public format, or you WILL be facing my "nephew" (as your gay lover, Supa Loco labeled him) S.N.K. (Super Ninja Krispy) in a format of match he's all too familiar with, a no rule fight to the death next week..

You will learn some manners one way or another, this is not MMW, and this time I'm not playing political BS

[DJ Claudio]

(Yes I AM bumping my own thread, sue me)

*David Claudio is in the arena completely alone, in the middle of the ring with a microphone

Ladies and gentlemen, High Flying Dwarf is dead. He will be missed by his friends, if he had any, his family, his fans, and above all his gay marriage husband, Supa Loco. He died in the ring at the hands of Krispy, who we all know to be a liability everytime he steps into this ring. High Flying Dwarf was a phenomenal athlete with a promising career that was ended way too early. My opinions of him were of a disrespectful young man that needed to be tought some manners, so I sent him to his own slaughter. Though I may not regret it, we will be hearing from superstars remembering High Flying Dwarf today.

*camera fades out*

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